HOTRODS & CLASSICS
THE TICKET
I
went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5
minutes. When I came out, there was a damn motorcycle cop
writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said,
"Come on, buddy, how about giving a girl a Try to have a little fun each day.
It's important.
break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called
him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and
started writing another ticket for having worn tires! So I called him a
piece of horse shit. He finished the second
ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started
writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20
minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote but
I didn't care,
my car was parked around the corner.